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THE RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE

PART DEUX


   Suddenly, off to his right, Cobra caught a glimpse of another "patrol" moving down the path towards Rachel and her captives.

   It was Bin Llama himself, followed by about 50 of his men. They were headed straight for Kiowa. Cobra called out to his loyal tiger, imitating the sound an African Albino Mongoloid Seven Feathered Blackbird made when alarmed.

   Kiowa heard his master's warning and froze where he was, tensing his paws and legs. Kiowa was hardly even breathing he was being so quiet.

   "Good boy..." Cobra whispered to himself, amazed that such a large cat could be so quiet and unseen.

   "You men, let Miss Greene go!" Bin Llama commanded, removing the donkey pin he had pinned on his shirt. "Here, Miss Greene, take this pin and we'll be officially going steady." Bin Llama continued.

   "I'd rather suck a snake's rear end..." Rachel spat out, "...or a water buffalo's horns, you creep."

   "Why, Miss Greene, that statement doesn't seem right coming from such a beautiful mouth." Bin Llama countered, walking up to her leering all the way. "Why, you should be nice to me. My men have not seen a woman in a very long time. They might just want to be friends..."

   "I've had lots of friends..." Rachel stated, ..."and I'll bet you'll meet some of them very soon." Rachel straightened her blouse and hair and looked Bin Llama straight in the eyes. "You can keep your stupid pin too, it's just a donkey pin and no longer means what it used to."

   Bin Llama's face grew bright red and Rachel couldn't tell if he was embarrassed or mad. Bin Llama, looking right back at her, raised his arm, revealing he had a picture in his hand.

   When Rachel saw what it was, she gasped and fainted dead away. Cobra, still high in the tree, could see it also. He'd never seen lips that big before...

Part Three           

 


   
This is a work of fiction. It is intended to be amusement only and not an endorsement of violence. Kids should not try this at home or travel to Africa looking for white tigers. No animals were harmed in the writing of this story. Any similarity to actual persons or animals is strictly intentional. Tarzan yell is not used with permission. This story was not endorsed by Jennifer Aniston, nor was permission received to use her NBC "Friends" character name or image. Miss Aniston, should you feel you need to contest my use of your image in this story, you can contact me at 806.555.1212...PLEASE.

 

 

 

    
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