The Grunt Monkey Chronicles



Welcome to the Grunt Monkey Chronicles! This is the continuing story of the inhabitants of the island of Bipi in the South Pacific. Our hero is named Grunt Monkey, who is long of tooth and growing old. Grunt Monkey used to be the top monkey of his band but has seen that change recently. Now he's just a, well, grunt monkey. Other Bipians are:
Lou Ducky, the Bipian party duck, who works in the warehouse.
Rain Man, the kid of the warehouse. Loyal and hard working, but gullible.
Muskrat, the wine loving, yet timid, possum.
Gopher, the head Bipian. Top gopher on Bipi unless Woolburger shows up. Then he turns to clay.
Woolburger, the biggest, meanest polar bear ever. Maybe he's mean 'cause he lives in a hot climate.
The ZinnMaster, magician extraordinaire. There's nothing he won't ask you to do...
Princess Jay, the most beautiful citizen of Bipi. Men dream of her often.
Peekinbeak, a very nice Toucan with a humorous streak. Chief of the "Red Hat" tribe.
Big Dee, a goofy and lovable member of the "Red Hat" tribe.
Sore Ells, who will try anything once. Another member of the "Red Hat" tribe.
Charlee & Dale, very jovial chipmunks who work as Security Guards.
Red Sasha, a red fox and co-anchor of Bipi's FOX News channel.
Jennie V., a black fox and the other co-anchor of Bipi's FOX News channel.
Joecephaus, a fun loving walrus with the biggest head ever seen, in the "Red Hat" tribe.
Skippy, leader of the Warehouse crew..
Elvis the Sloth, the one who discovered Bipiland and the "big daddy" of them all..
Gay Dandy, Skippy's boss, a rare blonde haired lion
Super Dave Gecko, the lizard who can fix anything

So the Chronicles begin...click here to start or click here for the index page.
Each new episode will generally appear on the first Saturday night of the month. Any similarity to actual, living persons is strictly intentional and is only done in humor and with respect.