Dear
Arabs,
I
am truly sorry that Americans decided to take up arms and
sacrifice their own youth in the defense of Muslims in Bosnia,
Kosovo, and the first Gulf War. After we clear up this mess in
Iraq, we will refrain from any such activity in the future.
I
am truly sorry that I did not hear any of you call for an apology
from Muslim extremists after 911. After all, the hijackers were
all Arabs.
I am truly sorry that Arabs have to live in squalor under savage
dictatorships throughout the Middle East. I am also sorry that the
"leaders" of these nations drive their citizens into
poverty by keeping all of the wealth in the hands of a select few.
I
am also sorry that these governments intentionally breed hate for
the U.S. in their religious schools while American schools do the
exact opposite.
I
am sorry that Yasir Arafat has been kicked out of every Arab
country and has attached his name to the Palestinian
"cause." I am also sorry that no other Arab
country will offer nearly as much support to Arafat as we offer to
them.
I
am sorry that the U.S. has continued to serve as the biggest
financial supporter of poverty stricken Arab nations while wealthy
Arab leaders blame the U.S. for all of their problems.
I
am sorry that left-wing media elites would Rather (pun intended)
not talk about any of this, thereby perpetuating your anger
towards us. It's probably really bad for your blood pressure. I am
also sorry that most of you lack the medical resources to measure
your blood pressure. And, of course, I'm sorry that few of you
have indoor plumbing. That's bad for your health, too.
I
am sorry that the U.N. cheated so many poor people in Iraq out of
their "food for oil" money so they could get rich while
the tortured, raped, and poverty-stricken citizens of Iraq
suffered under Saddam Hussein.
I
am sorry that some Arab governments pay the families of homicide
bombers after their children are blown to pieces in pursuit of
Arafat's "cause."
I am sorry that these homicide bombers have as little regard for
babies as the local office of Planned Parenthood.
I
am sorry that so many people are unable to differentiate between
the gang rape rooms and mass graves of Saddam Hussein on the one
hand, and the conditions of Abu Ghraib on the other.
I am sorry that our prison guards do not show the same restraint
that Arabs show when their brothers in arms are killed.
I
am sorry that foreign trained terrorists are trying to seize
control of Iraq and return it to a terrorist state.
I
am also sorry that cleaning up the mess in Iraq is taking so long.
It only took Saddam Hussein about 30 years to accomplish all he
did in the realm of human rights.
I
am sorry that every time the terrorists hide, it just happens to
be inside a "Holy Site."
I
am sorry that Muslim extremists have not yet apologized for the
U.S.S.
Cole, the embassy bombings, and for flying a plane into the World
Trade Center.
I
am sorry that your only supporters are professors, journalists,
and other assorted Leftists who also support homosexuals,
bisexuals, transsexuals, partial birth abortion, and everything
that you abhor in this world. I am sorry that everyone else in
America is against you.
Finally,
I am sorry that I am going to have to end this apology by asking
you to kiss the right side of my conservative butt. I'm probably
just having a bad day.
For
that I am truly sorry.
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