| HOLLYWEIRD
, CA. - It's
the first round bye week for the Cowboys so there is no
real news for them this week. So I'll address my belief
that there is a "Mojo" for Romo conspiracy being
perpetrated by the Philadelphia Eagles.
In 2006, when the
Eaglettes came to Texas Stadium to play the Pokes, Carrie
Underwood, Cowboy QB Tony Romo's current
"friend" at the time, made a surprise visit to
the sidelines before the game and remained to watch from a
suite.
Was Tony's head in
the game? Evidently not, as he went 14 of 29 for 142 yards
with 1 TD and 2 interceptions, and the Eagles shut down
the Cowboys to clinch a playoff spot.
If you look at this
year do you see any similarities? |
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Carrie
Underwood made a surprise appearance at Texas Stadium in
2006 before the game between the Cowboys and the Eagles,
which the Eagles won 23 - 7. |
I do. (And maybe
that's something Tony needs to say.) A couple of weeks ago, the
Eaglettes came back to Texas Stadium for this year's tussle. The
Cowboys had trounced the Birds earlier this season in Philadelphia
by a score of 38 to 17. Tony threw for over 320 yards, going 20 of
25 with 3 TD's and just 1 interception.
And there were certainly no "friends" there in the
confines of Philadelphia. Now Tony had just signed a big contract
extension and TO was wanting to give some payback to the
Eaglettes, but, even so, Tony and the rest of the offense had a
great game. Now, for
the game in Texas Stadium, which should have been a cake walk for
the surging 2007 Cowboys team, the Eagles brought out their
"secret" weapon. Was it Donovan McNabb, Brian Westbrook,
or even Kevin Curtis? Nope. It wasn't anyone who dressed for the
game. It was Tony's
very own new "friend," Jessica Simpson. Yep, you got it.
Another blonde bimbo. Now, understand, I admire the talent and
intelligence of these two women and perhaps Bimbo is a little
strong, but we're talking about my Boys here. Anyway, Jessica is
in attendance and take a wild guess where Tony's mind was. He went
13 for 36 for 214 yards, NO TD's and threw 3 interceptions and the
Eagles won, 10 to 6. "Mojo" for Romo, dude. It
wasn't in the game. Seriously. Would your mind be in the game if
you looked up and saw Jessica Simpson waiting for you to finish
playing your kiddy game so you could be her "friend?"
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do we see a common denominator here? No, it's not blonde.
No, it's not Romo. No, it's not even bimbo.
It is my
supposition that the Eagles are behind Tony Romo's love
life! And they are arranging for Tony to have many blonde
"friends." Especially when they are playing the
Eagles in Dallas. Now, you won't find this information
anywhere else on the 'net. I am breaking this story right
now, and you will not see it anywhere else.
I sort of
feel like Drudge, you know.
Facts? You
want facts? I just gave them to you. Two years in a row
the Eagles beat the Cowboys in Texas Stadium, Tony Romo
plays badly, and there is a blonde bimbo in the stands
waiting for her big daddy, er, "friend." How
many facts do you need? |
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Jessica
Simpson, in her pink Romo jersey, watches Tony and the
Cowboys lose 10 - 6 to the Eagles in Texas Stadium in
2007. She doesn't look very happy, does she? |
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| Well,
here's one more. It involves another blonde bimbo and it
involves Tony Romo and it happened right before the
Cowboys / Eagles game in Philadelphia this year, a game,
you'll remember, the Eaglettes lost badly.
Tony
Romo was spotted getting a lap dance from hot mess Britney
Spears. Romo and Spears were spotted at club Les Deux in
Los Angeles by Ryan Seacrest who broke the news on his
KIIS radio show. |
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Britney
Spears gave Tony Romo a "lap dance" in L.A. Of
course, who hasn't she given a lap dance to? |
"I spoke
to her for a minute. She seemed to be in a very, very good
mood,” stated Ryan Seacrest. “She had her sunglasses on. I
said, 'Busy day, huh?' She kind of smiled and laughed and said,
'Yeah.' And then I believe I saw her and Tony Romo
frolicking."
"Lap dancing?" a co-host asked.
"I mean some would say," Seacrest said.
"She's on his lap," the co-host continued.
"Yeah," Seacrest replied. The
only problem for the Eagles is that they chose Britney, who is a
train wreck. The Eagles attempt to put the "Mojo" on
Romo didn't work this time. They should stick to brighter bimbo's
and stick to when they play in Texas Stadium. And
that, my dear cyberspace friends, is my "Mojo" for Romo
conspiracy theory. I am requesting that Commissioner Roger Goodell
launch a full scale investigation on these allegations. Maybe the
Eagles should have to forfeit their wins in Texas Stadium for the
last 2 years. Maybe even give the Cowboys their first round draft
choice next year. This will be even worse than the Patriots
"spying scandal." Speaking
of spying, hand me those binoculars so I can look for something
"pretty in pink."
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