| From J. M. in
New York: Are you as big a jerk in person as you seem to be on this website? |
| Answer:
Absolutely. So
sue me... |
| |
| From Tom in
Texas: Why do you have
this website online? |
| Answer:
For money and fame, Tom, for money and fame. |
| |
| From Pete in
England: Just how
old are you? |
| Answer:
Older than
Stonehedge... |
| |
| From W. J. C.
in New York: How many women can you get by having a website? |
| Answer:
President Clinton, I've told you I'm not going to answer that question. |
| |
| From Jenny in Iowa:
What do you do
for a living? |
| Answer:
As little as
possible |
| |
| From R. G. in
Canada: Are you
liberal or conservative? |
| Answer:
Have you even LOOKED
at this website? |
| |
| From George in New
York: Are
you a racist? |
| Answer:
No, I don't even like
NASCAR. |
| |
| From Cindy S. in
California: Would
you have Cindy Sheehan for dinner? |
| Answer:
Nope, I'm vegetarian.
But thanks for asking, Mom Wacko! |
| |
| From John H. in
Maine:
What is your all-time favorite movie? |
| Answer:
Duh! "Cobra," with Sly
Stallone. |
| |
| From Lisa in
Minnesota: Where
do you live right now? Where have you lived? |
| Answer:
Right now, I'm living
on Easy Street. I have, in the past, lived in the 'Hood. |
| |
| From B. O. in
Illinois: Who
are you voting for in 2008? |
| Answer:
Not sure yet but not you, Bin Osama... |
| |
| From Mr. Hand in
Encino: What
are you going to do with the rest of your life? |
| Answer:
All I need are some tasty waves, a
cool buzz, and I'm fine. |
