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Well, it's been exactly 3 months since my last blog. Sorry about that, at least sorry to those who missed me. From my emails, it appears some of you would rather I drop off the end of the Earth than blog.

The move from Texas to Arkansas is complete, all that's left is to sell the house. We are firmly ensconced in Nashville, Arkansas as I speak.

Since it might be too early (or not) to start bombing Obama and his numerous gaffes and it just wouldn't be right to say "I told you so" on the Hillary crash and burn (thanks Bill) yet, I'm going to answer some more of your fun emails. And these are all REAL questions I've received:

John in Illinois: "What is with the small "c" in cobra74? Don't you know proper nouns begin with a capital letter!"

cobra74: Yes, I do know that. The reduced "c" was a mistake that was made a thousand years ago when I first picked out my "online moniker." The dude at my first Internet service provider missed putting the capital "C." I actually tried to get them to change it but when they didn't do it right away, it grew on me until I said just leave it. And the Internet will never be the same. By the way, John, get a life.

Hogden in Kentucky: "Where do you come up with all your ideas for the blog. I want to get one but I don't think I can come up with any ideas."

cobra74: It's called "cut and paste." No, not really, well, not really for the MOST part...I don't know Hogden, I just try and look at something in the news and listen to talk radio some. The ideas roll out. Not all pan out and I have about 40 or so still sitting in the cobraBlog vault waiting to grow up. By the way, Hogden, it that REALLY your name? I could see a blog or two about that name!

cobra74: I know it's not a question but you'd think that an Englishman would know English grammar. By the way, thanks, Vaughn. I think...

Kurt in Texas: "I know you'll never answer this email but why do you hate Hillary Clinton so much? What would it take for you to actually vote and consider her being the next, and greatest, President?"

cobra74: "Dude, your wicked funny...Just kidding, Kurt. What would it take for me to vote for Hillary or even take her seriously? 2 things might make that happen: If Bill Clinton were running against her, I'd have to consider her and if Hell froze over. By the way, Kurt, you do know Texas is a red state, right?

"InJun" in Montana: "How can you support the American military machine that is killing innocent people all around the world?"

cobra74: Easy. They have guns. Really, "InJun" you're only a hop, skip, and jump from the Canadian border, why not just go on and cross over. You'd like it there more anyway. I support our men and women in uniform because they are dying for the rights that make you and I able to freely discord. And it is my heritage. By the way, Sir, the line between innocent and hostile blurs considerably when you are eating a pound of dirt because you can't get low enough to dodge incoming fire.

Kelli in New Mexico: "Mr. Cobra, I am 10 years old and I want to save the polar bears. They are cute. Don't you want to help them?"

cobra74: Kelli, that's a good question. I don't think they are in great danger and I think they are being used to get us adults to believe a lie. I WOULD want to help them if I really thought they needed help. The problem of stray dogs and cats is a far more pressing, and real, problem for us to think about in America. By the way, Kelli, polar bears eat baby seals.

Abbas Fahad in France: "Can you give more information about the Apache helicopter gunship?"

cobra74: {People, this is a real question I received last month} Yes, Abbas, I can do even better than that. You contact me with your physical location and I'll have the Army send you a couple of real Apaches for you to see REALLY up close and personal. By the way, Abbas, أعدّت أن يموت .




	*“I don’t have to show my patriotism to be patriotic. A pin on my lapel is not important.”*
	Really? It's important to patriots, Papa Bin Osama.



	*"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."*
	Really? Better check those "facts", Papa Al.



	*"Having children is selfish. It's all about maintaining your genetic line at the expense of the planet."*
	Really? Is that baby blood on your hands, Non-Mom?



	*"In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country..."*
	*Really? Who's your "friend", Papa Immadforjihad?*



	*"You have to stop. You can ask a question but you can't just blather on your opinion."*
	Really? Is that your mouth still running, Mom Lezbo?



	*"The American people are tired of liars and people who pretend to be something they're not."*
	*Really? Aren't YOU* pretending, Mom Lefto?**



	"The biggest terrorist is George W. Bush."
	Really? Better look in the mirror, Mom Wacko.

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