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Standing atop a stage in a livestock auction barn, Hillary Clinton likened the experience to her quest to woo undecided voters in the closing days before Iowa's pivotal caucuses.

"I've been to cattle barns before and sales before, in Arkansas, but I've never felt like I was the one that was being bid on," Clinton told a crowd in western Iowa. "I know you're going to inspect me. You can look inside my mouth if you want. I hope by the end of my time with you I can make the case for my candidacy and to ask you to consider caucusing for me."

Inspect her? That ain't gonna happen. Look inside her mouth? That sure isn't gonna happen, dude. And, as far as having been in a cattle barn before, not even I am going to stoop that low for a joke....

As far as making a case for her candidacy, well if this is what she's going to look like in the early days of campaigning, can you just imagine what she would look like if she was elected Madame President and had to lead us in wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Iran? Plus leading the United States to ruin with socialized medicine? Higher taxes?

I believe the old saying...a picture is worth a thousand words. And what little stress Ms. Clinton's been under for the last few months is really showing. Remember she has been leading in the polls forever and now that Barack (of course he's not Muslim) Obama is pushing her hard for the last few WEEKS, she seems to be breaking apart. Even Oprah let her down.

Now I know that having Bill for a husband has been a strain but she pretty much ignored that. How, you ask? Because she has had a plan since day one to be Madame President. And she always was able to fall back on Bill's mistakes and blame him, yet still "stand by her man." I didn't believe that crock then and, guess what, now we're seeing the REAL Hillary. The one that can't lay off her problems on her husband. Or Vince Foster.

This is the Hillary you'll get in the White House. One who will put the blame for every problem she has, big and small, on someone else. Maybe even you, Mr. and Mrs. Middle America. The poor, mistreated, misunderstood Hillary.

The Hillary who will sell this country down the river because she won't take the blame for her own misdeeds. The Hillary who will "Stand by herself." Geez, she wants to be more personable and yet you can almost hear her mouth the words, "be more like you little people..."

	"Having children is selfish. It's all about maintaining your genetic line at the expense of the planet."
	Really? Better look in the mirror, "Mother" Earth.
	"In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country..."
	Really? Better look in the mirror, Papa Immadforjihad.
	"You have to stop. You can ask a question but you can't just blather on your opinion."
	Really? Better look in the mirror, Mom Lezbo.
	"The American people are tired of liars and people who pretend to be something they're not."
	Really? Better look in the mirror, Mom Lefto.
	"The biggest terrorist is George W. Bush."
	Really? Better look in the mirror, Mom Wacko.