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NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS...

Well, another year is gone and a new one replaces it. With the end / beginning of the year, comes the usual resolutions. Here are some of mine.

   1. I hereby resolve to post in my blog more often.

Yeah, I know the year is already 2 weeks old. What do you want for a nickel? I do have a regular day job you know...

   2. I hereby resolve to post more personal viewpoints.

For those of you that keep sending the death threats, this resolution is for you. You know who you are, you whiney baby, liberal loving, Bush bashing atheist you.

   3. I hereby resolve to not criticize the new liberal Congress for at least the first 100 hours.

Speaking of the Pelosites, I thought they were going to work more than that nasty Republican Congress previous to them? You know, the 5 day work week they promised that has already been broken to watch a stupid college football game! One that was on at NIGHT!

Opps, sorry, I guess I've already broken one resolution...

   4. I hereby resolve to be more cheerful.

You know, sometimes I feel bad because I'm so happy. I've got a family that loves me and that I love, I've got a rewarding job that I enjoy, I've got reasonable health and retain a reasonable amount of brain cells (although, some of you have argued that particular point). All in all, I'm pretty happy...so sue me.

   5. I hereby resolve to be more understanding of those whose viewpoints are not aligned with mine.

Do you guys think that's really going to happen? Here's a classic example of the kind of person that "makes my day." You've got to feel sorry for someone that is this depressed and ticked off about Bush. Visit him here.

Come on, I didn't even get that radical when President "Oral sex is not sex" Clinton was in office. And I doubt I'd get that bummed over Hillary getting back to the White House. Which leads to my next resolution:

   6. I hereby resolve to do EVERYTHING in my power to keep Hillary Rodham out of the White House, unless she's visiting President Romney (no, that's not an endorsement...however I like this guy and his platform. But I'm not ready to endorse anyone yet...)

   7. I hereby resolve to leave Cindy "Mom Wacko" Sheehan alone this year.

Did she really want to kiss Castro when she was protesting Gitmo? Maybe not.

   8. I hereby resolve to lose weight this year.

Okay, I'm a very healthy boy, whose active 18 year old appetite hasn't adjusted to his old man slow motion life style. So I'll really drop some pounds just so that I can aggravate you out there in cyberspace more. For a very interesting spin on weight loss and many other insightful views on life, check this blog out. She's great and one of my favorite people.

   9. I hereby resolve to really believe that the Apache is a better helicopter than the Cobra.

Sorry, Sean, it ain't going to be easy. A good pilot like you could make the OH-58D lethal. It's about the pilot, not the aircraft. But the Cobra has history...and none were lost to enemy fire in Operation Iraqi Freedom.

   10. Last, and not least, I hereby resolve to keep plugging along with this monster of a website. It has acquired a life of it's own and is even starting to generate some cash. So if you want to get exposure to over 15,000 sometimes irate visitors a month, from over 30 different countries, contact me. You can join Rocky Balboa as a sponsor.

Thank everyone who has visited this blog, even you who have lambasted me along the way. I hope you all have a blessed and prosperous New Year.

And I hope you have better luck keeping your resolutions...

Thanks for spending part of your day reading about mine.

Tim "cobra74" Kenney