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QUESTIONS PONDERED III

Wow, with all that's going on in the world you'd think my loyal readers would find something else to do with their time rather than e-mail me questions. But, as that mailbox is growing larger every day, I'm going to answer a few.

Q.: "Since Jerry on Big Brother 10 is a Marine, are you pulling for him?"   Roger, Flagstaff, Arizona

A.: No, he's way to "out there" and smug. Marines win by stealth and surprise. Everyone on Big Brother knows Jerry's coming.

Q.: "Who is your favorite author? I'll bet it's a conservative!" Penny, Portland, Washington

A.: No, my favorite author is Stuart Woods, a dedicated liberal who writes the best mysteries ever. I can't put his books down!

Q.: "You sure do play a lot of online war games. "Cobra74" is on three of the ones I play. Think you can beat me at a game of Galactic Conquest, dude?" cRaZY RaZOr, Cyberspace

A.: No. Besides the cobra74 you're seeing is not me. I don't play games, at least not online. Way too busy with this website and living life. And I can beat you.

Q.: "Are you happily married?" Trish, Arkansas

A.: Yes dear, I am married and very happy!

Q.: "Are you enjoying living in Arkansas?" Several people

A.: Yes and no. Yes, I am living and no, I'm not enjoying it.

Q.: "Have you seen [insert any chick flick movie ever]? Susan, Shreveport

A.: No, I no longer do ANY "chick flicks." My wife has the same taste in movies that I do and we don't go to "chick flicks." That's what her boyfriend is paid to do. Seriously though, Mrs. cobra no longer asks me to go. She'll grab a girlfriend and THEY'LL go while her girlfriend's better half and I clean our guns.

Q.: "Do you ever get tired of being so stupid and wrong about Politics?" No Name

A.: No. Do you ever get tired of being afraid of identifying yourself? Maybe we could clean our guns together. Is my barrel clean? [grin]

Q.: "When are you going to put a new picture of yourself on the website? I'm tired of looking at the same old pictures!" Tom, Iowa

A.: As a matter of fact, here's one. It was taken about 2 weeks ago in my daughter and son-in-laws restaurant in Texas.   Click here (you can set it as your computer background if you like!)

Well, that's all I have time for this trip. Keep those emails coming and you just might see your question or comment here on the World famous cobraBlog!

	“I don’t have to show my patriotism to be patriotic. A pin on my lapel is not important.”
	Really? It's important to patriots, Papa Bin Osama.
	"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
	Really? Better check those "facts", Papa Al.
	"Having children is selfish. It's all about maintaining your genetic line at the expense of the planet."
	Really? Is that baby blood on your hands, Non-Mom?
	"In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country..."
	Really? Who's your "friend", Papa Immadforjihad?
	"You have to stop. You can ask a question but you can't just blather on your opinion."
	Really? Is that your mouth still running, Mom Lezbo?
	"The American people are tired of liars and people who pretend to be something they're not."
	Really? Aren't YOU pretending, Mom Lefto?
	"The biggest terrorist is George W. Bush."
	Really? Better look in the mirror, Mom Wacko.